Not thirsty? Well how bout picking up a pair of Pirate Booty underpants for your lady, just don't tell her it was from a vending machine. The Pirate booty underpants are made from a soft cotton with a ribbed elastic band that gently hugs the waist, making them comfortable during long walks on the beach or during pillow fights with friends.
Who says you can't look good and be confortable while on the run from a giant man eating squirrel. The TV hoodie from Plunderwear will keep you snug and stylin during you daring escapes.
(man eating squrrels not pictured)