Not like you actually need a good reason to give it to her in the back door, but kids are reason numero uno. Anal....Because Kids Suck.

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You all know what it stands for. This is a NO FUPA zone.

You may have heard of it once or twice. No, they aren't a myth. The Urban Cougar can be compared to the Unicorn in that they're incredible creatures and almost mythical...but easier to catch. According to Urbancougar.com, an Urban Cougar is "a sophisticated species of female who seeks the pleasure of younger males ... She has overcome the taboos related to her sexual identity, embraced her true self, and now lives her life to its fullest."

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You FAKED it?? Sometimes if I'm tired and enough's enough.

Fat. Skinny. Tall. Short. Midget. Hot. Butterface. Full-Keg. Mini-keg. Tall-keg. Pony-keg. Whatever. I'd tap it!

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And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it's awkward, it's like well goodnight. Do you do like that ass-out hug? Where you like, you hug each other like this and your ass sticks out cause you're trying not to get too close or do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don't kiss them at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you're just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called "just the tip". Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or, ouch, ouch you're on my hair.

Let's get right down to it. Wanna pump? It's okay if you're shy, we'll ask the question for you.

Hello boys, say hello to the twins. No, not the baseball team. And no, not the biological kind. The better kind.

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"The only thing keeping me going, was my dream of one day holding Pamela in my arms, and making romance explosion on her stomach."

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Vote Osama In '08! Wait, I mean Obama! Yea, right, vote Obama in '08! Vote Obama Bin Laden in '08! Ah, forget it. Maybe you should vote for Hillary in '08. It's less confusing and you'll be helping Bill out. He's been waiting for a fresh batch of interns for 8 years now.

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Only a few things a girl wants. Wine me. Dine me. Sixty-freakin-nine me.