Proclaim your true love.

5-color graphic on black 6.1oz heavyweight cotton shirt.

(Also available in women's sizes)

Some sizes sold out. New printing under way!

Proclaim your true love.

5-color graphic on black 100% baby rib cotton shirt from American Apparel.

Please note: These shirts tend to fit a little small. To find your size, please refer to this sizing chart.

(Also available in men's sizes)

Some sizes sold out. New printing under way!

Track your motivation level with this portable Motivat-o-meter/Beverage container.

It's called "Research".

Mike napping in front, PHD logo in the back.

100% ORGANIC cotton shirt in charcoal grey.

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Collects the first 5 years of PHD!

Includes the strips Grad Student Documentary, Motivation and Work Output Charts, Newton's Laws of Graduation plus production sketches and an afterword by Prof. Smith!

The Second PHD Collection! Includes:
-	The Procrastin-X, Deciphering Academese, and Grad Student Pick-up lines strips plus 6 strips not published online!
-	Behind-the-scenes author notes
-	Grad School the Boardgame activity set
-	Foreword by Karl Marx

The third chapter in the PHD saga! Includes the strips:
-	Scientific Method vs. Actual Method
-	How to Write your Thesis Title
-	Valentine Gift Ideas for your Advisor
-	Anatomy of a Group Meeting ...and more!
Plus! Every "Tales from the Road" comic from the 2005-2006 Power of Procrastination Tour, and an Afterword by YOU (selected comments submitted to the website during the making of the book).

A reusable shirt for a sustainable academic career.

Made from 100% Certified Organic 5oz Cotton (no joke).

Face it. You're just a tool. Heavyweight 100% Cotton.

Life is calling. Hit the snooze button.

6oz 100% Heavyweight cotton.

This shirt is selling out! Only L and XL sizes left!

Give ample warning to the surrounding population of your heightened state of productivity.

(Now shipping!)

100% CERTIFIED ORGANIC cotton

The few, the proud, the over-educated. "Women in Grad School, Women of Valor" graphic in front, PHD logo in back.

(Now shipping!)

100% Fine Jersey cotton in olive green.

Please refer to this sizing chart to find out your size (these shirts tend to run a little small)

Back of the mug contains the caption: *Where the term "Best" is defined over the set {An} where n=1 number of professors who would take me as their student.

Do you dare??

Indulge in one of the few perks of this whole ordeal.

Give it to someone who is graduating!

Indulge in one of the few perks of spending all those years in grad school: calling yourself "Doctor".

Makes a perfect gift for anyone graduating!

100% heavyweight cotton in Forest green.

Some sizes sold out. New printing under way!

Display your school spirit with a little irony. "Grad School: It seemed better than getting a real job" on the front, PhD logo on the back.

Heavyweight 100% cotton in navy blue and maroon.

Display your school spirit with a little irony. "Grad School: It seemed better than getting a real job" on the front, PhD logo on the back.

100% Baby Rib cotton in dark blue and pink.

Please refer to this sizing chart to find out your size (these shirts tend to run a little small)

New printing now available!

A shirt for the Tree Hugger in your life.

Form-fitting baby rib 100% cotton. It's even made by American Apparel, who believes in fair labor practices.

Please refer to this sizing chart to find out your size (these shirts tend to run a little small)

Some sizes sold out. New printing under way!