Proclaim your true love.

5-color graphic on black 6.1oz heavyweight cotton shirt.

(Also available in women's sizes)

Proclaim your true love.

5-color graphic on black 100% baby rib cotton shirt from American Apparel.

Please note: These shirts tend to fit a little small. To find your size, please refer to this sizing chart.

(Also available in men's sizes)

Collects the first 5 years of PHD!

Includes the strips Grad Student Documentary, Motivation and Work Output Charts, Newton's Laws of Graduation plus production sketches and an afterword by Prof. Smith!

Signed copies also available

The Second PHD Collection! Includes:
-	The Procrastin-X, Deciphering Academese, and Grad Student Pick-up lines strips plus 6 strips not published online!
-	Behind-the-scenes author notes
-	Grad School the Boardgame activity set
-	Foreword by Karl Marx

Signed copies also available

The third chapter in the PHD saga! Includes the strips:
-	Scientific Method vs. Actual Method
-	How to Write your Thesis Title
-	Valentine Gift Ideas for your Advisor
-	Anatomy of a Group Meeting ...and more!
Plus! Every "Tales from the Road" comic from the 2005-2006 Power of Procrastination Tour, and an Afterword by YOU (selected comments submitted to the website during the making of the book). Signed copies also available

Academic Stimulus Package: The fourth chapter in the PHD saga! In FULL COLOR!

Contains such favorites as:
-	Seminar Bingo
-	ANOVA: Analysis of Value
-	Quantum Gradnamics
-	Jorge's visit to CERN ... and more!
-	Click Here to see a sample page.

Signed copies also available

Tell the people you love that you are still in school and could use some cash for the holidays. 50% of all profits will be donated to UNICEF. 10 cards per pack.

A reusable shirt for a sustainable academic career.

Made from 100% Certified Organic 5oz Cotton (no joke).

Face it. You're just a tool. Heavyweight 100% Cotton.

Life is calling. Hit the snooze button.

6oz 100% Heavyweight cotton.

Handsomely printed and designed by Jorge himself, this calendar will adorn your dreary workspace and help you keep track of important appointments!

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ORDER YOUR 2012 CALENDAR NOW!

Handsomely printed and designed by Jorge himself, this calendar will adorn your dreary workspace and help you keep track of important appointments! .

Unnatural Selection?

Display your highly devolved self-respect in this 100% Organic 4.5oz cotton shirt.

Is the baby's due date before the thesis' due date?

Makes a great gift for the expecting parent with low expectations!

100% Organic Cotton!

Give ample warning to the surrounding population of your heightened state of productivity.

(Now shipping!)

100% CERTIFIED ORGANIC cotton

The few, the proud, the over-educated. "Women in Grad School, Women of Valor" graphic in front, PHD logo in back.

(Now shipping!)

100% Fine Jersey cotton in olive green.

Please refer to this sizing chart to find out your size (these shirts tend to run a little small)

Back of the mug contains the caption: *Where the term "Best" is defined over the set {An} where n=1 number of professors who would take me as their student.

Do you dare??

Indulge in one of the few perks of this whole ordeal.

Give it to someone who is graduating!

Indulge in one of the few perks of spending all those years in grad school: calling yourself "Doctor".

Makes a perfect gift for anyone graduating!

100% heavyweight cotton in Forest green.

Display your school spirit with a little irony. "Grad School: It seemed better than getting a real job" on the front, PhD logo on the back.

Heavyweight 100% cotton in navy blue and maroon.

Display your school spirit with a little irony. "Grad School: It seemed better than getting a real job" on the front, PhD logo on the back.

100% Baby Rib cotton in dark blue and pink.

Please refer to this sizing chart to find out your size (these shirts tend to run a little small)

New printing now available!

It's called "Research".

Mike napping in front, PHD logo in the back.

Heavyweight 100% cotton shirt in charcoal grey.

Now shipping!

A shirt for the Tree Hugger in your life.

Form-fitting baby rib 100% cotton. It's even made by American Apparel, who believes in fair labor practices.

Please refer to this sizing chart to find out your size (these shirts tend to run a little small)