Contains:
-	PHD Volumes 4 and 5
-	The PHD Movie DVD
-	The "World's Best Advisor" Mug
-	The "Obey your Professor" T-shirt
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Contains:
-	PHD Volume 1
-	The PHD Movie DVD
-	The "Grad School Motivation Chart" Mug
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Contains:
-	All 5 PHD Volumes!
-	The PHD Movie DVD
-	"World's Best Advisor" Mug
-	The "Obey Your Professor" T-shirt
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Contains:
-	PHD Volume 2: "Life is Tough and Then You Graduate"
-	The PHD Movie DVD
-	The Mike "Research" T-shirt
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Contains:
-	PHD Volume 2 "Life is Tough and Then You Graduate"
-	The PHD Movie DVD
-	The "Women of Valor" T-shirt
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Contains:
-	PHD Volume 5 "Adventures in Thesisland"
-	The PHD Movie DVD
-	The "Doctor (of Philosophy)" Mug
-	The Mike "Research" T-shirt
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Contains:
-	PHD Volume 5: "Adventures in Thesisland"
-	The PHD Movie DVD
-	The "Thesis Writing in Progress" Shirt
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Don't you wish someone had given these to you before you came to Grad School?

Contains:
-	PHD Volume 1
-	The PHD Movie DVD
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Proclaim your true love.

5-color graphic on black 6.1oz heavyweight cotton shirt.

(Also available in women's sizes)

Proclaim your true love.

5-color graphic on black 100% baby rib cotton shirt from American Apparel.

Please note: These shirts tend to fit a little small. To find your size, please refer to this sizing chart.

(Also available in men's sizes)

Track your motivation level with this portable Motivat-o-meter/Beverage container.

You are all that stands between civilized society and undergrads. Wear your oath proudly.

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100% Cotton 4.5oz.

It's called "Research".

Mike napping in front, PHD logo in the back.

100% ORGANIC cotton shirt in charcoal grey.

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"I need to get out of here. I need to graduate"
- Cecilia, from The PHD Movie

Ever have one of those days? Based on the iconic scene from The PHD Movie, wear this on days when your thoughts are as scattered as Cecilia's papers.

Please note: These shirts tend to fit a little small. To find your size, please refer to this sizing chart.

"So, how's Research?"
-Prof. Smith, from The PHD Movie

Wear Prof. Smith's "Death Stare" in this lightweight 4.5 oz grey heather T-shirt.

Collects the first 5 years of PHD!

Includes the strips Grad Student Documentary, Motivation and Work Output Charts, Newton's Laws of Graduation plus production sketches and an afterword by Prof. Smith!

Signed copies also available

Autographed by Jorge himself, it includes a little character doodle on every book.
Collects the first 5 years of PHD!

Includes the strips Grad Student Documentary, Motivation and Work Output Charts, Newton's Laws of Graduation plus production sketches and an afterword by Prof. Smith!

The Second PHD Collection! Includes:
-	The Procrastin-X, Deciphering Academese, and Grad Student Pick-up lines strips plus 6 strips not published online!
-	Behind-the-scenes author notes
-	Grad School the Boardgame activity set
-	Foreword by Karl Marx

Signed copies also available

The third chapter in the PHD saga! Includes the strips:
-	Scientific Method vs. Actual Method
-	How to Write your Thesis Title
-	Valentine Gift Ideas for your Advisor
-	Anatomy of a Group Meeting ...and more!
Plus! Every "Tales from the Road" comic from the 2005-2006 Power of Procrastination Tour, and an Afterword by YOU (selected comments submitted to the website during the making of the book). Signed copies also available

Academic Stimulus Package: The fourth chapter in the PHD saga! In FULL COLOR!

Contains such favorites as:
-	Seminar Bingo
-	ANOVA: Analysis of Value
-	Quantum Gradnamics
-	Jorge's visit to CERN ... and more!
-	Click Here to see a sample page.

Signed copies also available

Autographed by Jorge and includes a quick character doodle in each book.

The fourth chapter in the PHD saga! In FULL COLOR!

Contains such favorites as:
-	Seminar Bingo
-	ANOVA: Analysis of Value
-	Quantum Gradnamics
-	Jorge's visit to CERN ... and more!
-	Click Here to see a sample page.

ADVENTURES IN THESISLAND: The fifth PHD Book collection!

It's the largest PHD Book collection to date, with over 330 of our favorite strips in FULL COLOR, including:
-	How Grad School is just like Kindergarten
-	Marriage vs. The Ph.D.
-	Thesis Repulsor Field
-	The Science News Cycle
-	Jorge's detention at Heathrow Airport ... and more!

Signed copies AVAILABLE HERE!

ADVENTURES IN THESISLAND: The fifth PHD Book collection!

It's the largest PHD Book collection to date, with over 330 of our favorite strips in FULL COLOR, including:
-	How Grad School is just like Kindergarten
-	Marriage vs. The Ph.D.
-	Thesis Repulsor Field
-	The Science News Cycle
-	Jorge's detention at Heathrow Airport ... and more!

Now shipping!

Tell the people you love that you are still in school and could use some cash for the holidays. 50% of all profits will be donated to UNICEF. 10 cards per pack.

A reusable shirt for a sustainable academic career.

Made from 100% Certified Organic 5oz Cotton (no joke).

Handsomely printed and designed by Jorge himself, this calendar will adorn your dreary workspace and help you keep track of important appointments!

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ORDER YOUR 2012 CALENDAR NOW!

Handsomely printed and designed by Jorge himself, this calendar will adorn your dreary workspace and help you keep track of important appointments! .

Keep track of all those deadlines you are not going to make! This fun calendar is lovingly designed by Jorge himself and is full of little surprises.

NOW AVAILABLE!

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Unnatural Selection?

Display your highly devolved self-respect in this 100% Organic 4.5oz cotton shirt.

It's here! Take the movie home or gift it to a friend. Contains extra features, including the full 12 minute Behind-the-scenes documentary, a Blooper Reel, clips from the casting session and audio commentary with Jorge Cham and the cast and crew.

Region Free!

ALSO, make sure to get the new PHD Book Collection, "Adventures in Thesisland"!

Contains subtitles in English and Spanish

Is the baby's due date before the thesis' due date?

Makes a great gift for the expecting parent with low expectations!

100% Organic Cotton!

Give ample warning to the surrounding population of your heightened state of productivity.

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100% CERTIFIED ORGANIC cotton

Why? Why am I doing this?
-The Nameless Grad Student

You ask yourself this question every day. Might as well wear it on your shirt! Based on a scene of research frustration in the PHD Movie, this shirt is made of lightweight 5.4 oz 100% cotton.

The few, the proud, the over-educated. "Women in Grad School, Women of Valor" graphic in front, PHD logo in back.

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100% Fine Jersey cotton in olive green.

Please refer to this sizing chart to find out your size (these shirts tend to run a little small)

Back of the mug contains the caption: *Where the term "Best" is defined over the set {An} where n=1 number of professors who would take me as their student.

Do you dare??

Indulge in one of the few perks of this whole ordeal.

Give it to someone who is graduating!

Indulge in one of the few perks of spending all those years in grad school: calling yourself "Doctor".

Makes a perfect gift for anyone graduating!

100% heavyweight cotton in Forest green.

Display your school spirit with a little irony. "Grad School: It seemed better than getting a real job" on the front, PhD logo on the back.

Heavyweight 100% cotton in navy blue and maroon.

Display your school spirit with a little irony. "Grad School: It seemed better than getting a real job" on the front, PhD logo on the back.

100% Baby Rib cotton in dark blue and pink.

Please refer to this sizing chart to find out your size (these shirts tend to run a little small)

New printing now available!

A shirt for the Tree Hugger in your life.

Form-fitting baby rib 100% cotton. It's even made by American Apparel, who believes in fair labor practices.

Please refer to this sizing chart to find out your size (these shirts tend to run a little small)