Proclaim your true love.

5-color graphic on black 6.1oz heavyweight cotton shirt.

(Also available in women's sizes)

Proclaim your true love.

5-color graphic on black 100% baby rib cotton shirt from American Apparel.

Please note: These shirts tend to fit a little small. To find your size, please refer to this sizing chart.

(Also available in men's sizes)

It's called "Research".

Mike napping in front, PHD logo in the back.

100% ORGANIC cotton shirt in charcoal grey.

Now shipping!

Autographed by Jorge himself, it includes a little character doodle on every book.
Collects the first 5 years of PHD!

Includes the strips Grad Student Documentary, Motivation and Work Output Charts, Newton's Laws of Graduation plus production sketches and an afterword by Prof. Smith!

Tell the people you love that you are still in school and could use some cash for the holidays. 50% of all profits will be donated to UNICEF. 10 cards per pack.

A reusable shirt for a sustainable academic career.

Made from 100% Certified Organic 5oz Cotton (no joke).

Face it. You're just a tool. Heavyweight 100% Cotton.

Life is calling. Hit the snooze button.

6oz 100% Heavyweight cotton.

Handsomely printed and designed by Jorge himself, this calendar will adorn your dreary workspace and help you keep track of important appointments!

(click here for a preview).

Give ample warning to the surrounding population of your heightened state of productivity.

(Now shipping!)

100% CERTIFIED ORGANIC cotton

The few, the proud, the over-educated. "Women in Grad School, Women of Valor" graphic in front, PHD logo in back.

(Now shipping!)

100% Fine Jersey cotton in olive green.

Please refer to this sizing chart to find out your size (these shirts tend to run a little small)

Back of the mug contains the caption: *Where the term "Best" is defined over the set {An} where n=1 number of professors who would take me as their student.

Do you dare??

Indulge in one of the few perks of spending all those years in grad school: calling yourself "Doctor".

Makes a perfect gift for anyone graduating!

100% heavyweight cotton in Forest green.

Display your school spirit with a little irony. "Grad School: It seemed better than getting a real job" on the front, PhD logo on the back.

Heavyweight 100% cotton in navy blue and maroon.

Display your school spirit with a little irony. "Grad School: It seemed better than getting a real job" on the front, PhD logo on the back.

100% Baby Rib cotton in dark blue and pink.

Please refer to this sizing chart to find out your size (these shirts tend to run a little small)

New printing now available!

A shirt for the Tree Hugger in your life.

Form-fitting baby rib 100% cotton. It's even made by American Apparel, who believes in fair labor practices.

Please refer to this sizing chart to find out your size (these shirts tend to run a little small)