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A.D.D Disorder Problem $9.00
Six (or more) of the following symptoms of inattention have persisted for at least 6 months to a degree that is maladaptive and inconsistent with developmental level of A.D.D disorder problem: 1.often fails to give close attention to details or makes careless mistakes in schoolwork, work, or other activities 2.often has difficulty sustaining attention in tasks or play activities often does not seem to listen when spoken to directly 3.often does not follow through on instructions and fails to finish schoolwork, chores, or duties in the workplace (not due to oppositional behavior or failure to understand instructions) 4.often has difficulty organizing tasks and activities often avoids, dislikes, or is reluctant to engage in tasks that require sustained mental effort (such as schoolwork or homework) 5.often loses things necessary for tasks or activities (e.g., toys, school assignments, pencils, books, or tools) 6.is often easily distracted by extraneous stimuli 7.is often forgetful in daily activities
 
A.D.H.D Conduct Problem $9.00
six (or more) of the following symptoms of inattention have persisted for at least 6 months to a degree that is maladaptive and inconsistent with developmental level of A.D.H.D Conduct Problem: 1.often fails to give close attention to details or makes careless mistakes in schoolwork, work, or other activities 2.often has difficulty sustaining attention in tasks or play activities often does not seem to listen when spoken to directly 3.often does not follow through on instructions and fails to finish schoolwork, chores, or duties in the workplace (not due to oppositional behavior or failure to understand instructions) 4.often has difficulty organizing tasks and activities 5.often avoids, dislikes, or is reluctant to engage in tasks that require sustained mental effort (such as schoolwork or homework) 6.often loses things necessary for tasks or activities (e.g., toys, school assignments, pencils, books, or tools) 7.is often easily distracted by extraneous stimuli 8.is often forgetful in daily activities six (or more) of the following symptoms of hyperactivity-impulsivity have persisted for at least 6 months to a degree that is maladaptive and inconsistent with developmental level: Hyperactivity 1.often fidgets with hands or feet or squirms in seat 2.often leaves seat in classroom or in other situations in which remaining seated is expected 3.often runs about or climbs excessively in situations in which it is inappropriate (in adolescents or adults, may be limited to subjective feelings of restlessness) 4.often has difficulty playing or engaging in leisure activities quietly is often "on the go" or often acts as if "driven by a motor" 5.often talks excessively Impulsivity 1.often blurts out answers before questions have been completed 2.often has difficulty awaiting turn 3.often interrupts or intrudes on others (e.g., butts into conversations or games)
Conduct Disorder Problem $9.00
A repetitive and persistent pattern of behavior in which the basic rights of others or major age-appropriate societal norms or rules are violated, as manifested by the presence of three (or more) of the following criteria in the past 12 months, with at least one criterion present in the past 6 months for Conduct Disorder Problem: Aggression to people and animals: often bullies, threatens, or intimidates others often initiates physical fights has used a weapon that can cause serious physical harm to others (e.g., a bat, brick, broken bottle, knife, gun) has been physically cruel to people has been physically cruel to animals has stolen while confronting a victim (e.g., mugging, purse snatching, extortion, armed robbery) has forced someone into sexual activity Destruction of property: has deliberately engaged in fire setting with the intention of causing serious damage has deliberately destroyed others' property (other than by fire setting) Deceitfulness or theft: has broken into someone else's house, building, or car often lies to obtain goods or favors or to avoid obligations (i.e., "cons" others) has stolen items of nontrivial value without confronting a victim (e.g., shoplifting, but without breaking andentering; forgery) Serious violations of rules: often stays out at night despite parental prohibitions, beginning before age 13 years has run away from home overnight at least twice while living in parental or parental surrogate home (or once without returning for a lengthy period) is often truant from school, beginning before age 13 year The disturbance in behavior causes clinically significant impairment in social, academic, or occupational functioning.
 
Delusional Problem $9.00
Non-bizarre Delusional Problem including feelings of being followed, poisoned, infected, deceived or conspired against, or loved at a distance. Non-bizarre referred to real life situations which could be true, but are not or are greatly exaggerated. Bizarre delusions, which would rule out this disorder, are those such as believing that your stomach is missing or that aliens are seeking you out to be their leader. Delusional disorder can be subtyped into the following categories: erotomanic, grandiose, jealous, persecutory, somatic, and mixed. Erotomanic Type: Predominately erotomanic delusions. Grandiose Type: Predominately grandiose delusions. Jealous Type: Predominately delusions of jealousy. Persecutory Type: Predominately persecutory delusions. Somatic Type: Predominately somatic delusions.
Histrionic $9.00
A pervasive pattern of excessive emotionality and attention seeking, beginning by early adulthood and present in a variety of contexts, as indicated by five (or more) of the following: 1.is uncomfortable in situations in which he or she is not the center of attention 2.interaction with others is often characterized by inappropriate sexually seductive or provocative behavior 3.displays rapidly shifting and shallow expression of emotions 4.consistently uses physical appearance to draw attention to self 5.has a style of speech that is excessively impressionistic and lacking in detail 6.shows self-dramatization, theatricality, and exaggerated expression of emotion 7.is suggestible, i.e., easily influenced by others or circumstances 8.considers relationships to be more intimate than they actually are
 
Narcissist Problem $9.00
A pervasive pattern of grandiosity (in fantasy or behavior), need for admiration, and lack of empathy, beginning by early adulthood and present in a variety of contexts, as indicated by five (or more) of the following for Narcissist Problem: 1.has a grandiose sense of self-importance (e.g., exaggerates achievements and talents, expects to be recognized as superior without commensurate achievements) 2.is preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love 3.believes that he or she is "special" and unique and can only be understood by, or should associate with, other special or high-status people (or institutions) 4.requires excessive admiration 5.has a sense of entitlement, i.e., unreasonable expectations of especially favorable treatment or automatic compliance with his or her expectations 6.is interpersonally exploitative, i.e., takes advantage of others to achieve his or her own ends 7.lacks empathy: is unwilling to recognize or identify with the feelings and needs of others 8.is often envious of others or believes that others are envious of him or her 9.shows arrogant, haughty behaviors or attitudes
O.C.D Disorder Issue $9.00
O.C.D Disorder Issue Obsessions as defined by (1), (2), (3), and (4): 1.recurrent and persistent thoughts, impulses, or images that are experienced, at some time during the disturbance, as intrusive and inappropriate and that cause marked anxiety or distress 2.the thoughts, impulses, or images are not simply excessive worries about real-life problems 3.the person attempts to ignore or suppress such thoughts, impulses, or images, or to neutralize them with some other thought or action 4.the person recognizes that the obsessional thoughts, impulses, or images are a product of his or her own mind (not imposed from without as in thought insertion) Compulsions as defined by (1) and (2): 1.repetitive behaviors (e.g., hand washing, ordering, checking) or mental acts (e.g., praying, counting, repeating words silently) that the person feels driven to perform in response to an obsession, or according to rules that must be applied rigidly 2.the behaviors or mental acts are aimed at preventing or reducing distress or preventing some dreaded event or situation; however, these behaviors or mental acts either are not connected in a realistic way with what they are designed to neutralize or prevent or are clearly excessive
 
O.D.D Disorder Issue $9.00
O.D.D Disorder Issue is a pattern of negativistic, hostile, and defiant behavior lasting at least six months, during which four (or more) of the following are present: Often loses temper. Often argues with adults. Often actively defies or refuses to comply with adults' requests or rules. Often deliberately annoys people. Often blames others for his or her mistakes or misbehavior. Is often touchy or easily annoyed by others. Is often angry and resentful. Is often spiteful or vindictive.
Paranoid Problem $9.00
A pervasive distrust and suspiciousness of others such that their motives are interpreted as malevolent, beginning by early adulthood and present in a variety of contexts, as indicated by four (or more) of the following for Paranoid Problem: 1.suspects, without sufficient basis, that others are exploiting, harming, or deceiving him or her 2.is preoccupied with unjustified doubts about the loyalty or trustworthiness of friends or associates 3.is reluctant to confide in others because of unwarranted fear that the information will be used maliciously against him or her 4.reads hidden demeaning or threatening meanings into benign remarks or events 5.persistently bears grudges, i.e., is unforgiving of insults, injuries, or slights 6.perceives attacks on his or her character or reputation that are not apparent to others and is quick to react angrily or to counterattack 7.has recurrent suspicions, without justification, regarding fidelity of spouse or sexual partner
 
Trichotillomania $9.00
1.Recurrent pulling out of one’s hair resulting in noticeable hair loss. 2.An increasing sense of tension immediately before pulling out the hair or when resisting the behavior. 3.Pleasure, gratification, or relief when pulling out the hair. 4.The disturbance is not accounted for by another mental disorder and is not due to a general medical condition (i.e., dermatological condition). 5.The disturbance causes significant distress or impairment in social, occupational, or other important areas of functioning. Makes a great gift for dads!


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A.D.D Disorder Problem

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A.D.H.D Conduct Problem

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Conduct Disorder Problem

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Delusional Problem

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Histrionic

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Narcissist Problem

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O.C.D Disorder Issue

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O.D.D Disorder Issue

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Paranoid Problem

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Trichotillomania
 
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